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An American supercar made in the 90's. Only 14 were ever made.
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The only reason I remember it was because of its hideousness.
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I don't think it is beautiful, but I don't think it is hideous.
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I also have a light purple Vector Hot Wheels
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I also hate kinja today.
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Really? I have always thought it looked globular. I mean it isn't the ugliest thing out there, but it is really busy, particularly by the door.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_Mo…
I liked the earlier designs. I had posters of it along with the Countach and the Testarossa.
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W8 > M12
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I had a friend on my swim team which I was showing "American Cars" and the car he wanted to see badly was the vector. He was etastic when I showed him. People appreciate Vectors despite their unreliability.
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I always loved the W2:
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I just remember the massive amounts of cocaine the owners snorted off strippers that were laying on the spoiler.
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How can you forget it? When I was a kid I thought these were the fastest cars in the world.
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* says with heavy British accent * Of course, I remember Vector. The only Vector I like is the forgotten one: 1978 W2 Concept. It's less aggressive looking compared to limited production Vectors.
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What's your vector, Victor?
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What's our clearance, Clarence.
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W8 Picture and Video DUMP!
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And a 3 speed slushbox...3 SPEED!!!!
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Helmut! Have you forgotten about us? Well, 3 speed is actually something because this car has only one speed autobox.
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But it's not a supercar daddy like the car above. It's a normal shi...shitty car. SHITTY CAR SHITTY CAR SHITTY CAR YAY!!
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Son, please stop using profanity or get out of our house. * stomps floor *
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But dad, all the cool kids at school swears. I'm a cool kid...no? *cute face*
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You're a good, intelligent kid who made friends with the wrong crowd. They're not good role models for you, and you need to make better friends. You won't accomplish anything but give people a bad impression of yourself when you use profanity. Never let peer pressure get to you, son.
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But yo...their style is mad tyte mayne. They so gangsta they flowing 1$ bills to girls. I wanna do that too yo! *turns his baseball cap backwards*
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* spreads a newspaper in front of Helmut, points finger * This chav is a gang member and he was arrested with outstanding warrants. When he was your age, he's very much like you: good, intelligent. He became friends with the wrong crowd, and look at where he ended up. * points at hubby and me * Your daddies are happy bakers with great and loving family and friends. How, you ask? We made friends with the right crowd. You need a good influence, son. * turns Helmut's cap back around *
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You are right Dad. *takes off hat* who needs theses peoples in this dark world? I might be a kid but this world is dark and I know life, there's a lot of suffering. *plays the True Faith - New Order, removes his clothes and dresses in black*. For now on I'm growing my hair long.
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* groans * Son, you don't have to go all "emo" just because you don't want to become friends with the right crowd. You can choose to be completely alone, but you won't be happy. Your daddies' goal is to make you happy, but there are some limits. Do you want to become successful, drive nice cars, live in a nice, quiet house, and run a business like us? * extends hand * Take my hand, son, we shall guide you!
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I'M NOT EMO!!!! I'M GOTHIC!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!!!!! NOBODY DOES!!!! *runs to his room, slams the door*.
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*enters Helmut's bedroom, soon followed by a boy* Blimey, it's darker than a cave in here! * opens curtains * Well! This lad here said he wants to spend time with you because he has a crush on you. He liked you before you became a "goth". Now's a good time to reconsider your choices, son. Don't give him a bad impression of yourself.
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* Looks at Blimey * He's not my type dad. He must be like all the other kids that don't read books and think lil Wayne is amazing. * Waves hand to Blimey *.
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Blimey is a term used to express surprise or excitement. My dear boy, your new friend's name is Alfalfa. Friendship between people who have the same interests won't last long. There won't be anything new to teach each other, so, it'll become boring. You and Alfalfa have different interests, so, teach him what you know! Good luck! * storms out, closes door behind me *
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Dad! The new kid is weird, he wants to eat my face!!! runs toward you .
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*gives Helmut a hug * It's okay, son. Looks like Alfalfa was trying to kiss you for the first time in his life. No one had a good first kiss, son.
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But....I wanna kiss girls. Is it wrong dad?
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No, but look at what you've done. * points finger at Alfalfa crying * He likes you, and maybe you should open your mind about this matter.
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I learned this new technique from a girl. It's called friendzone. I think I'm gonna but him in the friendzone...he's going too fast dad...
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* turns Helmut around then pushes him towards Alfalfa * Tell him that yourself. We don't butt in your connection with other people.
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* turns back to Zorro * Sorry dad I was in such a shock that instead of saying put I said but...I think Alfalfa understands though. Can I go back listening to The Cure now?
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Okay, Helmut, go ahead but invite Alfalfa to listen with you. If he wants to cuddle, let him, so, he won't suffer from a broken heart syndrome.
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But were kids Dad, he'll have another lover later in his years. He's gonna be okay. Can I be alone in my dark room reflecting on how life is hard and dark?
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* smiles as Alfalfa clings onto Helmut * Go ahead sit in the dark and listen to music with your new friend. Maybe he'll inject you with positiveness.
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Why do I feel that it's gonna hurt dad?
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Hurt what? Your cold, dark, emotional heart? Oi, if you're still bored, there will be a QOTD in an hour. :)
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hahahahahaahahaa I'll gladly participate if I'm still there, I got a few jobs to do, changing my oil, checking brakes somewhere and changing tires elsewhere...+ calling the towing for the Rx7 then go to a party later. And I didn't eat yet!
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* gasps * Aww! Look at how happy Alfalfa is cuddling with you! That, my dear Helmut, is happiness.
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But...people say that...THAT MIATA BRINGS HAPPINESS! YES MIATA BRINGS HAPPINESS! HAPPINESS! HAPPINESS!!! *Takes a cooking pot and taps on it with a wooden spoon* HAPPINESS! HAPPINESS!! *Breaks the wooden spoon* Uh-oh....
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Alfalfa said, "my dad has a Miata. Do you still want to ditch me, my sweets?"
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My dad hates Miatas. He must hate your dad then. Then were not friends anymore!
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Alfalfa said, "your dad doesn't have to be friends with my dad. I'll just ask my dad to give you a ride if you take me out on a date!"
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I don't feel like it Alfalfa...Paul Walker my true love is dead, his eyes we're magnificent. Let me cry alone. *heart shatters*
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* Alfalfa scoops up Helmut in his arms, lets him cry on his shoulders * See, son? This fella knows how to treat you like a lad.
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He ain't Paul Walker!!
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Alfalfa said, "okay, okay, I'll let you sit in my dad's Miata if you hold my hand while walking to my house. It's only down the road." Well? Go and have fun!
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You still ain't no Paul Walker. My heart was stolen along with his.
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* Alfalfa slaps across Helmut's face, grabs his hand, then drags him out * Stop being so emo/goth/scene/hXc/vampire and let Alfalfa fix you up.
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Wait wait wait! Alfalfa! We are kids, we aren't even supposed to date! We should just play hot wheels...
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Alfalfa said, "I have opened Treasure Hunts and red line cars for us to play with at my house."
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* shows this picture to Alfalfa *
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* Alfalfa shakes head, shows photos of his Hot Wheels and Lesney Matchbox collection on his iPhone, smiles * "2/10 at trolling attempt."
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Must....not......argh!!!!
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Alfalfa said, "then come on! Take my hand and I'll take you to see my collection. I'll let you hold my pink rear-loading VW Beach Bomb that's mint in box."
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Wait...do you have Rx7s?
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Alfalfa said, "I have a couple of Mattel Matchbox Premiere RX-7's. I'll let you keep one if you come with me. Why are we still standing here discussing cars you can see for yourself shortly?"